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22 People Who Had A Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Worse Week Than You

I've said it before and sure enough I'll say it again: it's not what you want.

If you just had yourself an absolutely terrible week where nothing seemed to go your way, just remember...

1. The person who is going to see white paint in their nightmares for the rest of their life:

white paint buckets spilled all over the store aisle

2. The person who's driving a brand new Beans-san Altima:

pot full of chili spilled inside a car

3. The person who apparently cooked their dang sweet potato in the fires of Mount Doom:

sweet potato burning red hot like a coal

4. The person whose package looks like its about to be the second person killed in a horror movie:

5. The person whose gums I am currently praying for:

icy hot next to a tube of toothpaste

6. The person who better have a big ol' hankerin' for salt:

7. The person whose lamp is giving them angina:

shadow on the lamp looks like a large spider

8. The person who will not be getting their deposit back under any circumstances:

broken glass on the stove

9. The person who is going to be very upset when they land:

10. The person who found a pipeline to the old Eagle Butte Mine at the bottom of their coffee:

11. The person whose bananas went skydiving:

bananas hanging from a fruit stand that have peeled by themselves

12. The person who lost the cookie lottery:

13. The person whose laptop looks like it got spiked by Kerri Walsh Jennings and Misty May-Treanor! Seriously, folks!

14. The Green Man:

15. The person who screwed up dessert in a profoundly chaotic way:

16. The person who made their pizza well-done:

completely burnt pizza

17. The person who will never, ever be able to look at balloons in the same way:

ring notifications of motion detected at the front door

18. The person whose eggs went absolutely nuclear:

eggs exploded in a microwave

19. The person who found the world's strongest carrot, the likes of which no man shall ever wield:

knife broken at the blade by cutting into a carrot

20. The person who will never get that hour of their life back:

21. The person whose stairs look like a dang Jackson Pollack painting:

22. And the person whose apple is quite literally rotten to the core: